“This is not fair!!! Why do we have to do this?!!”
“Well, we don’t know how to be Santas, that’s why they put us in this training.”
“That’s not what I meant! I want to know why we have to be Santas in the first place!!”
“Well, Noel-san told us: it is this or being eaten by one of those scary Krampus guys.”
“But why?!”
“Well, Noel-san said it was because we were telling the little kids he and his family didn’t exist, that he was just a character created to sell things in Christmas.”
“Fine! BUT WHY DO WE BECAME GIRLS?!!”
“Now that you say it, I’m also wondering about that.”
“I hate being small, being weak, soft, having boobs, and wearing this clothes!! I want my manhood and body back!!!”
“I know. (snif) I want this to end!”
“AAHHH!!! If this keeps like this, I will accept to be eaten by those monsters. This is so hard!”
“Don’t say that. By how those monsters see us, we might be eaten in a whole different way than the expected.”
“This is an actual nightmare before Christmas!”
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