Joke

Who said that cute girls’ life was easy? Whoever had been, didn’t know a thing about real life.

I mean, it’s been a whole year since the Great Shift gave me the body of a cute girl and I’m not just not surrounded by guys willing to pamper me, but I’m in an economical pinch. It’s so un fair, but that’s just how real life is.

I wonder which was my mistake. I mean, I had two boyfriends, one after another, both of good families and I didn’t cheat none of them; yes, I did move fast after they broke with me, but still, I tried to be a good girlfriend while I was with them. Was I not polite enough? Did I say something? Was it the sex? But if I even fake some orgasms to not disappoint them. (Sigh.)

It’s so cold now. Working on the streets at winter nights is hard in this body, especially conscious that I’ll be all alone this Christmas. I wonder what could have happened to my parents after the shift. (Sniff.) I need to calm down, but… installing the Christmas lights that families and couples will enjoy… Life is a harsh and ironic joke.