Fuck yourself

I knew. I knew it, since I was born. I’m the most perfect existence of this world. Even from this perspective, I can a sure there was no one as perfect as me; and exactly that’s the reason to devote my whole self to preserve that perfection.

It has been hard though. Since the Great Shift got some random guy inside my body, I have had to be strict in the care of my perfect body. Thanks goodness, this guy understood the importance of my instructions and concerns. I was so lucky, after all, even without me in the driver’s seat, I still could keep myself perfect.

And so, I began to live with myself. I could cook for myself and see my happy face while eating. I could see my handsome self sleeping. I could even take care of myself on those disastrous days when sickness attempted to ruin my perfection; or even backward, with my body concerned about the health of me. I could hear and feel the gratitude of my body to my care. And since the Shift put my perfect self inside the body of a girl cute enough to be by my side, I could even take care of those needs of mine.

Ah! Now I understand the totality of my perfection. My manly smell is hypnotic. The taste of my penis is superb. I can’t stop drooling as my little tongue enjoys every single millimeter of its throbbing heat. My whole body shudder in pleasure as my soft and cold skins is embraced by my hot and strong self. I still remember how some meaningless guys told me “fuck yourself” as an insult; however, now I know there is nothing better than having my penis inside my pussy fucking me as hard as I want.