Karen

 “M-mom?”

“Morning, honey.”

“W-what are you…? Wait! Mark!”

“You hit the spot.”

“What the…?! Why are you…?!”

“Oh, come on. You know why.”

“You don’t mean…”

“Exactly, that’s for all those times you begged me to use the possession app to get you out of troubles; specially those in which I had to impersonate your mother. Sweetheart.”

“Cut it with that.”

“Fine.”

“Anyway, you need to change your clothes, or…”

“Why would I? It’s 4 of July, Steve, and I will play the part.”

“WHAT?! No, no, no, no, if any of my mother’s friends sees you wearing…”

“The national colors?”

“Ye-yeah…”

“Be as it may. This is my day to have fun in this body and I will enjoy it to the fullest. I even got a date with Mr. Dawson.”

“Mr. Dawson! My mother hates him!”

“I know. When I’m here, as me, I have listened her. She has too many prejudices toward a man, she has barely talk to, just for being conservative. But don't worry, I have possessed other women, dated him, and, I assure you, he is a gentleman. And we will rock it all night. Yup!”

“Oh, Mark, do you want to kill her?”

“NOT AT ALL! She deserves a break from all those stupid ideology circulating around. So as you, dude. You look exhausted. So why don’t you rest, while mommy has fun outside. I promise I’ll be a good Karen Miller.”