A little more of respect

“Dude, for how long are you gonna keep staring at my boobs?”

“Come on, Mike. You should understand how weird is to see the boobs of Miss Callahan from this angle.”

“Yeah, sure, it’s not as if I hadn’t been looking at them from this very angle since the fucking Great Shift got me stuck in this body six months ago.”

“Oh, yeh… Sorry, it’s just that… they look quite good, do you mind if I…?”

“Dude? Do you think I got all dressed up just for you to take everything before our date?”

“Oh, sorry… But… you are sexy, ya know?”

“Forget it! I thought to give you a chance just because we were friends and I know you are as horny as I am. But you know what? I deserved a little more of respect. So if I’m gonna be treated like a piece of meat, I prefer to do it with and complete stranger!”

“Oh, Mike, please… I’m sorry.”

“Just go fuck yourself.”